| Nr |  Project | 
			State | Progress | Timestamp | 
|---|---|---|---|---|
|    2     | 
			   Cubical turkeys    | 
			   not started    | 
			  | 
			   27 Oct 2007    | 
		
|    3     | 
			   Self-eating burritos    | 
			   ongoing    | 
			  | 
			   1 Apr 2008    | 
		
|    1     | 
			   Sliced yoghourt    | 
			   completed    | 
			  | 
			   26 Jun 2002    | 
		
|    4     | 
			   Unified field theory    | 
			   completed    | 
			  | 
			   1 Apr 2012    | 
		
| Model | Description | 
|---|---|
|    345TG66     | 
			   Short, with sightly concave upper surface, and devilish nuts    | 
		
|    9A-11     | 
			   A new model for 2007, but not quite as pretty as the 9A-10    | 
		
|    RR717-D     | 
			   Solid performer, dependable in vacuum grinders    | 
		
| Model | Description | 
|---|---|
|    345TG66     | 
			   Short, with sightly concave upper surface, and devilish nuts    | 
		
|    9A-11     | 
			   A new model for 2007, but not quite as pretty as the 9A-10    | 
		
|    RR717-D     | 
			   Solid performer, dependable in vacuum grinders    | 
		
| Line | Explanation | 
|---|---|
|    He took his vorpal sword in hand     | 
			   A vorpal sword is made from broken bits of Commodore 64 disk-drives    | 
		
|    Long time the manxome foe he sought     | 
			   manxome: possibly from 'manky'; or from the Isle of Man    | 
		
|    So rested he by the Tumtum tree,     | 
			   Tumtum is a Nilo-Saharan language and people    | 
		
|    And stood awhile in thought     | 
			   thought a process not often employed by example writers    | 
		
|    Name:     | 
			   John Smith    | 
		
|    Gender:     | 
			   M     | 
		
|    DOB:     | 
			   18 October 2007     | 
		
|    City:     | 
			   New York    |